THE GOOD WORD OF TRE COOL !!!!

# I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents."
# (Talking about Mike taking a shit off the hotel balcony): "She was so pissed, so she was gonna make us leave the hotel..but she didn't. big mistake!"
# "It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
# "They should legalize pot, do it!! Do it!!"
# "We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all."
# "I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
# "I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone."
# "Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music."
# "You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something."
# (To LAUNCH.com on the US's action after the WTC bombings): "I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr., said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself."
# (On Who's Most Accident Prone): "It used to be Mike, but lately I've been catching up."
# (On MTV): "I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is."
# "Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
# "You know, I knew the day that George Bush was elected president that we were in deep, deep sh-t. I knew it. I was like, 'Well, some sh-t's gonna hit the fan now,' 'cause, you know, the Bush family's been in the politics business for way too long to not have crazy enemies."
# "``Satan. Satan, Satan,'' he chanted. ``That's what's different. We're all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the fuck do you think a band like Green Day got popular?'' (talking about how he doesn't belive they sold out)"
# "I want to wash your grandmother.
# "Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand"
# "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."
# "It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?"
# "It was the pile of shit I ever saw." (on the MTV Video Music Award's in '95)
# "You can't fuck with us now. We did it. We pulled it off." (talking about the record that was stolen and how they created a better album anyway)
# "I can suck my own."
# "Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together.
# "I told my dad yeah I’m going to be a drummer and he said well of you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of